🚨 BREAKING: GOOGLE MAPS GOING UP IN FLAMES LIKE IT'S 2012 🔥💀 Y'all, Google Maps is officially on a vacation and forgot to tell us. 🌍💔 Like, are we supposed to bring a compass now? 🤔🤷‍♂️ Over 4,000 folks are crying in their cars because the Maps app just gave them the ol' “Cannot reach server” excuse. 📵💔 I guess that’s what happens when you try to navigate with a potato. 🥔 Google just dropped an update at 5:22 PM ET like, “Our engineering team is on it, fam!” 🚀💪 But let's be real, we've seen sloths who are more proactive than this “mitigation work” they’re bragging about. 🦥💨 Meanwhile, the web version is cruising like it’s on a TikTok dancing challenge — “Look, ma, no issues!” 💻💃🏽 But if you’re on mobile? This is the equivalent of that “This is fine” meme, sipping coffee while your GPS screams in agony. ☕🔥 📣 Developers reportedly said: "We told the servers to just sleep it off; they took it too literally." 😅💤 Predictions? Google Maps will be fine... but next week they'll drop NFTs to “enhance navigation experience.” 😂💰🔥 #Stonks #Cringe Get ready for that *futuristic* Google Maps that finally lets you teleport where you wanna go... or just freeze while you try. 🚀🤖