🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google’s up to their usual shenanigans again! 😱💀 Last night, the tech overlords leaked info about the *secretive* Gemini app getting a new “Projects” feature. What’s next, Google? A feature that will finally help me get my life together? 🤔👀 I mean, no cap, if I wanted to manage my projects, I’d just stare at a wall and contemplate existence like a true philosopher. 🤷‍♂️💭 Sources close to the situation (aka my sleep-deprived brain) say this ‘Projects’ feature is designed to help users juggle their never-ending to-do lists like a circus clown at a meltdown. 🤡🎪 “I mean, who needs focus when you have 27 tabs open?” a fictional Google dev was overheard saying. “We’re basically the Google equivalent of ‘This is fine’ while the world burns.” 🔥 But honestly, Google, are you really trying to get us organized? The only thing I’m organizing is my meme collection, and that’s enough emotional baggage! 😂 Prediction time 🔮: With Gemini's ‘Projects’, the only project you’ll manage is convincing people you know how to adult! #StonksMeanwhile, the *real* upgrade we need is a ‘Distraction’-prevention mode! Share if you’re living that messy life too! 🔥💰🚀 #ProjectChaos