🚨 ALERT: Google's Android 16 is here to ENFORCE DARK MODE like a dad at a sleepover! 😱💤💻💥 No cap, this is the glow-up we didn’t know we needed but desperately deserve! 💪 Say goodbye to those blinding white apps that are like "why are you STILL awake?" 🤡✨ Now, you can slime those wannabe-light UIs with the power of a thousand emo kids at a party! 🎉🌑 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE*: "We're basically playing God, but for bad apps. Let there be darkness!" 💀🔥 And let’s talk about themed app icons. 🧐 Imagine all your apps in matching outfits like they just stepped out of a K-Pop group! 😍 Your phone becomes a cohesive aesthetic that's more put-together than your life, and that’s no small feat. 🙃 But hold up, folks - Google's just flexing HARD before the Pixel 10 drop 🌌📱. Anyone else suspect they run some kind of "FOMO for features" scam? *Drake pointing*: “When you realize all your friends’ phones are still stuck in the light mode dark ages…” 🙄😩 🔥 HOT TAKE: Pretty soon, Google will drop an update that forces ALL apps into dark mode with zero options, and I’m here for it, fr fr! 2024 is about to be the year where eye-strain becomes a myth! 👁️✨ Get ready, or seethe in the light! 💰🚀 #DarkModeRevolution