🚨💥 BREAKING: Google’s Newest Gadget is now... MARTHA?!? 🤡👀 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because this isn’t just your average snooze-fest tech reveal—Google is about to drop the next big THING: “Google Martha.” 💁‍♀️💻🤖 Why Martha, you ask? Is it a classic 'Karen' name gone rogue? Or does it just want to serve us warm and fuzzy dad jokes while we navigate life in AR? 🥴💔 Rumor has it, Google’s devs were in the lab, sipping burnt coffee ☕, when one of them casually shouted, “I bet we can name it after my aunt!” 😂💡 (totally a leaked quote, no cap). Now, I can’t help but imagine Martha wearing a VR headset while reminding you about your overdue bills 🔥💸! I can hear the stock prices printing money like 💰💰💰… oh wait, wrong glasses! 😂 Imagine Google Martha showing us ads for toilet paper while we’re watching cat memes in AR—this is fine, right? 🐱✨ In conclusion: 🤯 If Martha doesn’t have a killer TikTok dance by Q4 2024, I will literally fight a robot. This is obviously the beginning of a new tech dystopia where Google starts charging for every “Martha moment.” Stonks?🚀 Or cringe? 🤔💀 Watch your backs—it's only a matter of time before Martha starts judging your Netflix choices on a whole new level!