🚨BREAKING NEWS, FELLOW HUMANS!🚨 Google & Ambani's Reliance are teaming up like the ultimate Avengers squad (but with less cape and more cash) to bless Jio users with FREE AI Pro access! 💰✨💩 📅 First dibs go to the 18-25 squad! So basically, if you’re still in college or playing Fortnite in your mom’s basement, this is your moment! They’re saying “Yo, let’s pump AI into your brain cells”—who needs sleep when you can chat with a silicon robot?! 😱🤖 💤 Boring? Nah fam, we got more chaos! Imagine all the Jio users flexing their new AI buddies while you’re still struggling to hold a convo with Siri! 😂 🔍 Leaked Dev Quote: "We wanted to make sure every bored student had AI at their fingertips. Plus, we need a beta test squad for our future overlords!" 🤡💀 #TrueStory We’re looking at an impending meme blast—imagine a TikTok dance with an AI learning algorithm as your dance partner! 🔥 🧠 Hot Take Alert: Soon, we’ll all be living in an AI society where the only question is, “Hey Google, do you think I have a personality?” Spoiler: No cap, everyone’s just gonna say “This is fine” while we seethe over our lack of IRL friendships. 🤪 Get ready, the future is here, and it’s a guacamole-flavored disaster! 🚀🤯