🚨 BREAKING BREAKING 🚨: Google Keep literally ghosted the Apple Watch, and NO ONE saw it coming! 🤯 Like, did it just take one too many trips to the Android side?? 😱💔 Now it's like when your BFF blocks you on the ‘Gram right before your birthday! 🎉💀 From 2019 to 2023, they tried to keep the vibe alive 🤡 but now it's like “peace out” and “never coming back.” The only updates Google is giving us are the ones we don't want to hear, like your mom asking when you’re finally gonna get a job. 📉😂 #CringeAlert Consumers are left high and dry without their to-do lists 😩✋ (good luck remembering to buy toilet paper, fam). But fear not! 🛡️ Microsoft OneNote swoops in like a superhero with BOTH Android and Apple Watch support 🦸‍♂️🔥. Meanwhile, Apple Notes is flexing like “hey, I’m the valedictorian now." 🤓📚 #Stonks 👀 Rumor has it Google developers were caught arguing: Dev 1: “Why are we even supporting Apple? 🙄” Dev 2: “Because it’s the only way we get free fruit snacks!” 🍏🙃 🚀 In conclusion, the future is an Apple Notes universe where *everyone’s* using iCloud. Google Keep can stay salty on the sidelines—mark my words, in 2024 we’ll see everyone skipping to the beat of “Forget You, Google!” 🎶🔥 *Hot take: Next, Google will announce that GMail is only available in ASCII, just to mess with us. Stay tuned! 🤖💣*