🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google Keep just dropped an update that'll make you feel like you’re living in 3023! 💥✨💫 🎉 Hold onto your pens and highlighters, folks! You can finally sort your notes like a Type A personality with a caffeine addiction! Think of it as the adult version of cleaning your room, but you’re “organizing” your chaotic thoughts instead of playing hide-and-seek with that half-eaten granola bar. 🍫🤡 "Sorting notes? What next, Google? Are you gonna start selling my notes to the highest bidder?!" - 🤖 Leaked dev convo. "No cap, bro, it's just notes. Chill." 🙃 Y’all, Google Keep is like that one friend who shows up to the party with a bag of chips and somehow becomes the life of the fiesta. Sure, it’s like a plain bag of Lays, but we all know the hype is real! 🌈🔥 "😅 This is fine," said the Gemini integration users. Pay your respects to those dreamers who thought AI would take over their note-taking. 😤💀 So get ready! It’s time to unleash your inner Marie Kondo on your notes, but remember: sometimes, chaos is just a poorly sorted list! 🤯💸 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, Google Keep will start charging $5/month for the privilege of sorting your notes. “Stonks, baby!” 🚀💰 Prepare your wallets, nerds! 💸💥 #GoogleKeepChaos