🚨💥 BIG TECH JUST WENT FULL ON 💣 NUCLEAR 💣! Y’all remember when your mom told you not to play with matches? Well, Google just decided to *light the whole forest on fire* 🔥 and build a nuclear reactor in Oak Ridge, Tennessee! Because, why not? We’ll be chillin’ in the data center while it powers our cat memes and TikTok dances! 🐱💃 Enter stage right: Google, partnering up with some startup named Kairos Power 🤖 (probably some nerds with pocket protectors and a dream), is getting ready to crank up a whopping 50 megawatts of *pure stonks* 💰 energy for their servers! Meanwhile, TVA CEO Don Moul is casually dropping truth bombs: "Nuclear is the bedrock of energy security!" Y’all, this is that Drake meme—*“Nuclear Plants - 🔥”* vs. *“Nuclear Dangers - 💀”* LOL, who needs solar panels when we can just *nuke* our problems away? 🤡💥 Can you imagine the devs at Google? "Let’s just harness the power of FUSION, bro!" 🔥🪐💥 #ThisIsFine Prediction time: In 2030, Google’s gonna announce their newest product—*Google Gloriously Glowing Gadgets* that run on nuclear waste! 🚀💣🤡 Stay tuned, or don’t, it’s all going nuclear anyway! #BasedOrCringe?