Google just upped its Bitcoin game๐ฐ๐ฎ, now vibing 14% with TeraWulf. ๐ WULF to the moon ๐ฅ๐ #CringeToRiches
๐จ๐ธ BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! ๐จ๐ธ Google just decided to flex its big tech muscles and toss an extra $3.2B into the Bitcoin mining game with TeraWulf! ๐ฐ๐พ That means they upped their stake from 8% to a whopping 14%! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Now WULF stock is vibing hard, jumping over 10% like itโs time to hit the gym after an extended bender. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ช This is giving me serious โstonksโ energyโfr fr! ๐๐ Googleโs probably like, โYo, we need those sweet, sweet Bitcoin gains to fund our next 50,000 AI projectsโ ๐ค๐ while TeraWulf is just out here like, "We went from the basement to the penthouse, baby!" A leaked developer quote goes something like: โWe donโt care about crypto, we just need enough energy to keep our servers running so we can finally finish that Netflix series!โ #priorities ๐๐ฅ Meanwhile, TeraWulf is over here expanding its Lake Mariner facility like itโs throwing a pool party for crypto whales. ๐๐ฆ So, hereโs the hot take: in five years, your fridge is gonna mine crypto while youโre binge-eating snacks and watching cat videos. #future #blessed ๐คก๐โจ Let's see the normies try and cope with that!