🎉🚨BREAKING: Google Dribbles into Health with NBA Star!🚨🏀 Okay fam, hold onto your Pixel phones ‘cause Google just pulled a POWER MOVE straight outta NBA Jam! They *hired Stephen Curry* as a “performance advisor” 🤯🔥—yes, you heard that right! This is NOT a drill! 🛑💔 What does that even mean? Is Curry gonna be flexing so hard that the Pixel starts doing 3-pointer drills? 🤖🏆 ‘Cause honestly, if my Fitbit can’t make me *feel like* I’m shooting threes in the 4th quarter, then what even are we doing here??? 😂💀 **Imaginary Google Developer Quote:** “Fr fr, we thought about hiring a health expert but then decided... why not just recruit a literal basketball god? Makes sense, right? 🤷‍♂️💰” Curry’s gonna be *testing* out Fitbit's new personal health coach—everyone better brace themselves for “guys, I believe in you!” motivational messages. I can hear it now, “Make those gains, fam! Just like I make threes!” 🚀💪 But wait, who knew health advice would come with a side of steph-letics!? You investing in stonks or just coasting?? 💸📈 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In five years, I bet your Fitbit will literally challenge you to a 1-on-1. “Lose the weight or face the wrath of CURRY!” 🏀👀 Are we ready for this chaotic blend of tech and sports? Share if you’re trying to hoop with your health! 🤡🔥