🚨 BREAKING: Google Just Dropped Their AI Energy Costs Like It’s Hot! 🔥💰 So folks, Google just announced they’ve *miraculously* sliced the energy cost of AI queries by *33 times* this year! 🥴🤡 Sounds like they finally took a peek at the electric bill and thought, “Yikes, we’re basically running Disneyland for robots over here!” 🚀💡 But wait! 🌍💀 While Google’s over here flexing in their corporate gym, electricity use in the US is up nearly 4%?! WHAT?! That’s not a green revolution; that’s a coal-powered nightmare! 😱😤 Looks like we’re trading in our electric cars for dinosaurs because they apparently forgot about that whole "sustainability" thing. 🙃✨ #CopeSeethe "Yeah, I told Sundar to chill on the AI query requests, but he just said 'IM PRO USING COAL NOW!' 😂" - Leaked conversation 😏 Remember the last time we relied on coal? Yeah, me neither, but I hear it was stinkier than a developer's unwashed hoodie. 🥴🤢 Based on this chaos I foresee: In 2024, Google will launch the *GigaCoal 64*, an AI that runs on straight up coal fumes. Keep your gas masks ready, fam! 😱💨 STONKS GOING UP! 📈💀