🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Google just pulled an Elon and decided to EXORCISE third-party support from its Wear OS Clock app! 😱🕒 Say goodbye to your favorite apps like they were last night's pizza leftovers. Time for some serious intervention! 🍕✨ You heard me right! "Google must've taken a long look in the mirror and decided to be the main character in this digital soap opera" — let me just quote my imaginary friend from HR, Gary: “If I wanted a closed ecosystem, I’d just start an island. 🤷‍♂️” As manufacturers go full anime boss mode, leveling up their devices, Google was like, "Nah fam, we’re just gonna chill here with our clock. Who needs diversity when you can just do the bare minimum?" 💀💅 Meanwhile, stock photos of Google employees are screaming "This is fine" as they sip on their overpriced lattes 🥵☕. Just remember folks: When life gives you lemons, Google gives you a Sundial™! 🍋🕰️ If you're not raged yet, just wait until they drop the next "exciting" feature: a Snooze button! 🎉📅 (Seriously tho, Moonshot: They gon' change the whole game by just being a sleeping pills distributor.) 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll be using a magical time-turner instead of clocks because Google decided to go all-in on sorcery instead of apps. No cap. You heard it here first! 👀🚀 #WearOSWoes