🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Tables is getting served a hot plate of CANCELED! 💀👀 That's right, folks! That one cousin at the family BBQ (yes, the one everybody avoids) called Google Tables is being shut down like a bad TikTok dance challenge! 🎤✨ Google said "we tried to be the cool kid on the block" but, fr fr, nobody's inviting them to the party. 🚀 The only tables they’re making now are the ones at the local Denny’s where all the sad developers go to weep into their hash browns. 😭🥔 Leaked Dev Quote: "We put the 'table' in tabletop RPGs but forgot to put the ‘fun’ in tables!" – Anonymous Googler 🤡 Honestly, it's like they threw a party and only had cold leftovers from 2020. This is what using a tool no one asked for feels like: *cue "Drake pointing" meme*! 💔 In the grand scheme, Stonks for Airtable are soaring like Elon on a SpaceX launch 🚀💰, while Google is vibing in their corner like, "This is fine." 😂 But wait! Hot take alert: I bet Google is secretly building the ‘Uber of spreadsheets’ just to flex. Imagine: Google Sheets 3000, where you can literally teleport data into reality. No cap. 💥👾 Get ready for the chaos, fam! Who's ready for the *Table Wars*? 🍽️🔥