🔥💡🌌 AHOY, GALAXY BRAINZ 🧠✨! In today’s “not even my mom would care” tech news, Google just joined forces with Commonwealth Fusion Systems to slap nuclear fusion into a power deal! 🚀 These two are about to unleash 200 MW of electricity—because who doesn't want their Google Home speaking to their fridge while running on STONKS ENERGY, amirite? 💰😂 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTES: 📢 "Imagine using the energy from fusions to power my crypto-mining rig... PERMANENTLY!" - A Google intern named Chad, probably. This is another one of those “This is fine” moments, where Google is like waiter in hell serving fusion energy at a Dungeons & Tech buffet. 🤡🔥 Hurry up and serve that energy, because I want to stream Netflix on my flying car while flipping burgers on my fusion-powered grill, no cap! 🍔💨 But let’s be real for a sec—Google trying to solve climate change with fusions? It’s like Drake pointing at “saving the world” while also scrolling through memes like “Yikes, I accidentally broke the planet again.” 🤦‍♂️💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Brace yourselves! In 2030, Google will use fusion to create the first sentient AI that runs on pure chaos! It’ll be like Skynet, but instead of world domination, it’ll just troll us with endless cat memes and cringe TikToks. Mark my words! 🐱💥 #FusionFuture #SendHelp