🚨💥BREAKING: Your Privacy Is Getting a *Glow Up* with M3 Expressive!💥🚨 Yo, fam! 👀👾 Bet you didn't know your Android was about to hit that WALL-E level of fresh with the new June Google Play update 😱. Say goodbye to those cringe app permission prompts that make you feel like you're signing away your firstborn! 😂👶💀 Introducing the *Privacy Dashboard*, where your data gets all dressed up like it’s about to walk a TikTok runway. 💃🕺 But like, do we *really* need a dashboard to remind us that apps are lurking like that one ex? 🤔 And here's what *one anonymous dev* supposedly said last night while eating ramen: "We thought about giving users more power, but then we remembered: stonks, baby! 💰" No cap, they’re trying to keep us on our toes. 🔥🤖 Drake's pointing to the new features like: “I would never let them take my data like that!” while you're just here trying to figure out if your flashlight app is spying on your secrets. 😂🔦 So here's the bombshell prediction: by 2025, we'll all be wearing tinfoil hats and using apps that require us to chant wizard spells just for our data to stay safe. 🧙‍♂️💥 Brace yourselves, the chaos is coming! 🔮 What’s next? Telegram cats giving permissions? We’re ready! 🚀🤡