🚨BREAKING: Google is trying to make Gemini less of a snoozefest than a 3 AM TikTok scroll! ☕🛌💤💥 They just dropped a *FRESH* homepage and a “My Stuff” view that’s about as exciting as finding a forgotten fry in your couch... but, like, a *good* fry 🍟✨. So now, instead of staring into the void of boredom, you can stare into a void of curated chaos! Leaked dev quote: “We just wanted the app to feel more like that first sip of coffee on a Monday, instead of a ‘this is fine’ dumpster fire.” 🔥💀 Meanwhile, Gemini is out here looking like the Drake meme, pointing at its new updates like, “I can be less cringe.” But hold up, fam! Is this really what we need? No cap, I mean, we could just keep scrolling through TikTok and get our dopamine fix for FREE! 😤💸 Stonks on the Gemini app update? More like stonks, WHO asked for this?! 💸💸 Prediction: In 2024, Google will roll out a “My Feelings” feature that tells you you’re still single while suggesting high-rated cat memes. Get ready! 😹🔮🔥