🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google Got Hit with a $425 Million Bill and It's a Whole Mood! 🚨💸💀 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix thriller, Google just got slapped with a $425 million lawsuit for being the sneaky data goblin we all suspected it was! 👀🤖 I mean, who else is collecting your info like it’s going out of style? 😬🔍 So, it turns out that even after you flip the switch to "no thanks" on tracking, Google was still out here harvesting your data like it’s Halloween candy 🍭💀. Judge Richard “Not Today, Google” Seeborg said “hold my coffee” when he certified this bad boy as a class action involving 98 million *sippin' on that data* users. The lawyers were like “we want $31 BILLION” but the jury, clearly in a “this is fine” meme moment, only sent them home with a measly $425 million 🤡💸. Google dodged TWO charges, so now we can just chalk it up to “Oops, my bad” 🙈. And remember, a Google spokesperson named *Jose Castaneda* (definitely not a bot, lol) said this was all a misunderstanding like my last relationship 😂. **Prediction incoming**: I give it ONE WEEK before Google launches “Privacy Mode 2.0” - but surprise! It still tracks you through your calendar! *stonks* 📅🚀💀 Fr fr, we’re all just living in a Google dystopia at this point! 😅🔥 Share this so your friends can join the chaos!