👀💰YO, hold my Pixel! Google just got slapped with a *massive* $314 MILLION class action lawsuit over cell data "misuse" 🤦‍♂️📱! Yeah, you read that right. That's like a year’s salary for a Silicon Valley intern (or what you *thought* your dog’s crypto investments were worth, stonks anyone?) 🚀💸 Now, the *tech behemoth* is probably sitting somewhere in a fancy conference room googling “how to not be a data cheater” 📈👨‍💻. "But we didn’t misuse data, we just borrowed it without asking!" said some random dev in a leaked chat 🤖. Like, bro, that’s the same excuse my dog gave me when he chewed my new AirPods! 🐾🔊 Meanwhile, Google users are over here like “This is fine” 🔥🐶 while sipping their overpriced lattes 🤳☕. Every click is a gamble! Are you using Google for convenience or are you just free trialing your privacy? Cope, seethe, and stay unbothered, fam! Hot take: I predict by next year, Google will offer a subscription to “opt-out” of privacy invasion. For just $9.99 a month, we’ll promise not to steal your data. 😂 It’s a marketing masterpiece—*based* but also *cringe*! 🤡💀 Share this if you feel my vibe or if you just want to throw your phone out the window! 📲💥