🌌💰 **BREAKING: Google is about to buy Wiz for $32B** 🤡💻 Hold onto your hats, fam! The 🐐 of tech is about to GO OFF and snatch up Wiz like it's the last slice of pizza at a LAN party! 🍕💨 But first, Uncle Sam gave it the thumbs up—like a grandpa approving your Fortnite skills (he's still seething about your K/D ratio, though). So, what does this mean? Google is about to turn its cloud security game from *'This is fine'* 🔥 to *fr fr it's a vibe*. With Wiz in its pocket, Google might just solve all its security headaches... or just add *more* security features that no one really understands! 🤷‍♂️💀 ✨ **Leaked Dev Quote:** “It’s like giving a toddler a bag of gummy bears and saying ‘don’t eat them all at once!’” 😂 – some googler, probably Let’s be real: this is just Google stockpiling tech like it’s the Black Friday of Silicon Valley. 📈💸 Next stop? WIZARD TECHNOLOGY. Expect magic tricks like disappearing user privacy! 🎩✨ 🔥 **Hot Take:** In 2026, we’ll all be living in a Google-managed utopia, or we’ll be uploading our consciousness into the cloud just to dodge our Pixel devices’ last-minute update prompts. Either way, stonks are up! 🚀💻 Сhange my mind! 💭