🚨👀 ROLL UP, ROLL UP! The showdown of the century: Android vs. iOS is getting a *major* plot twist, and guess who's the villain? That's right, it’s YOUR BOY GOOGLE, the tech overlord we all love to roast! 💸🔥 In a move so shocking that even your grandma will be like "what the heck?" 🤔, Google is *booting* SIDLOADING from Android! That's right, the ultimate freedom of choice is being tossed out the window faster than you can say "walled garden!" 🍏🏰💔 So what's next in this tech dystopia? Android users will have to go back to begging in the app store, wearing a “please sir, I want some more” hat! 🥴🥴 And everyone knows that this is just a ploy to make us all buy more apps, just like I buy coffee when I want to feel alive. ☕💀 #Stonks 🔥 *Leaked Quote from a Dev*: “Honestly, we just wanted to see how much we could roast our users before they cried. Mission accomplished!” 😂💔 But hold on to your wallets, fam! In a few months, we'll be paying $1.99 to sideload a single app called “Free Will” just so we can feel like we have choices again. 🤖✨ 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, Google is gonna be running ads in your brain! No cap. Stay tuned!! 🚀💥