🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: Google vs. The AI Malware Battle Royale* 🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿, fam, 'cause it looks like this week's episode of "As the Tech World Turns" features your boy PROMPTFLUX — a malware so sneaky, it makes Cheetos fingers look basic! 💻🔥 This sinister little dude is using Gemini AI like it’s its personal coding assistant, rewriting its own source code every hour, like "Hmmm, how can I be even more annoying today?" 🤖💀💾 Google just looked in their code mirror and shouted, “This is fine” as they realized VBScript is back from the tech grave, and it brought its edgy French cousin, obfuscation, with it! 🚀🙃😱 But don’t panic, fam! 🤡 Someone leaked a convo from inside Google’s war room: 🗣️ Engineer: “Why do we keep finding new malware?” 🗣️ Dev: “Because we keep letting it use Gemini like it’s our personal Siri for crime!” 😂 Wanna catch those malware-wielding nerds? I say we train our kitten army to code! 🐱💻 No cap! 🌟 HOT TAKE: By 2025, malware will be writing anti-malware software. Everyone will just be standing around asking, “Is this AI-generated or just a copy-paste of my last breakup text?” 😬💔 Spread that chaotic energy, friends! ✨💰 #TechSavage #MemeMagic