🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Just Unleashed the Material 3 Design Apocalypse! 🤖🔥 So listen up, fam, Google decided to roll out some *new* features for Android and your miserably overpriced Pixel devices. 🎉🥳 Y'all got the Pixel 6 or newer? Strap in, because you’re getting the *Material 3 Expressive Design*—aka, “We spent all our budget on UI and zero on actual innovation” 🤡💀. Pixel Watch owners, congrats! You now have wrist navigation—because jerking your arm around like a confused chicken while trying to find Google Maps is THE vibe of 2023 💅💁‍♂️! Remember when we used to just *look* at maps? Nah, we’re zooming into *on-wrist* GPS, fam! 🌐😎 👀 Leaked quotes from Google's top devs (totally real): “Honestly, we just didn’t feel like making the battery last longer or fixing bugs, so here’s some shiny new buttons for you. 😏💰” Drake meme alert: “Hot new features? 📱🔥” vs. “Still no charger in the box? 😒🚫”. In conclusion: I predict that by 2024, Google will launch a new feature that makes your phone self-aware—only to discover it just wants to *scroll TikTok* and take selfies 🤯📸! 💯✨ #StonksOrStonksNot #ThisIsFine