🔥💀💻 BREAKING: Google just spilled the tea and it’s piping hot, fam! ☕️👀 You know that "thriving" web we all thought we were surfing on? Turns out it’s actually a sinking ship! 🛳️💨 That’s right, your favorite search engine just admitted in court that the open web is in a “RAPID DECLINE.” This is the digital equivalent of your mom walking in on you and saying, “What’s this mess?!” 😱🤡 Google’s been out here like Drake, pointing and saying “trust the process” while secretly sending those vibes: “This is fine.” 🔥😅 Imagine being in court and saying, “Hey, please don’t break us up, it’ll hurt everybody!” Like, woah, Google, no cap! You wanna keep ALL the stonks for yourself! 💰💼 Leaked conversation from a Google dev: 👨‍💻 Dev: “So wait, we’re tanking traffic?!” 👩‍💻 Dev: “Yeah, but throw in some AI buzzwords and call it innovation!” 🤖 “Sounds good! #ChaosMode” Look, Google is out here playing Monopoly while the rest of the web is trying to survive on pennies. 🚀💔 Here’s a hot take: By 2025, search engines will just be glorified TikTok feeds. 🔮💅 Prepare for the age of the *short-form content* overlords, fam! 😱💥 #PrayForOpenWeb