🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRINGE ZONE🚨 🎄 Ho ho holy scammas, folks! 🤡💸 As the holidays roll around, it turns out the only thing realer than your grandma's famous fruitcake is the new wave of online scams 🧙‍♂️🔮. Yes, Google is waving its proverbial red flags—like this is a **Stonks** chart that has taken a nosedive. 📉🤯 According to a "leaked" statement from a Google dev (let's call him Chad the Code Wizard 👉💻✨): "We've transformed our AI into the ultimate fake-factory. Like, who needs integrity when you can have *pasta* sauce-level scams?" 🍝💀💰 Scammers are spicing up their scam recipes using AI tools that make their bamboozles look legit AF. 🤖💯 So when you're clicking "buy now" on that sketchy product, remember: It's just a Roblox account waiting to scam your credit card! 🙈🤑 🚨🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2024, Google will release an AI that detects scams while simultaneously convincing you that investing in meme stocks is a genius move! This is fine... right? 🤷‍♂️💀 So, stay woke, fam! And remember, if you come across a life-sized inflatable Santa selling Bitcoin, it’s *not* what it seems. 🔥🚀😱 #HolidayScams #AIorNah #StaySafeOutHere