🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 Google just dropped a shiny new feature called "Preferred Sources" and it’s about to change your news game… or so they say! 🤡💀 You can now curate the "top stories" section like a Spotify playlist. Just think of it as Tinder for news outlets—swipe right on CNN, left on Fox News. 💔💔 Imagine this: “Ugh, I’m so over your fake news, BuzzFeed! I’m going for the *vibes only* with The Guardian!” 😂💅 This is a *major glow-up* for those tired of algorithmic chaos, but also cringey because who decided we needed to do ALL this work? 🧠💥**Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we just wanted to see how many people would fight over which outlet is less cringe. #DramaAlert" 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, it’s like Google is saying, “Trust us, we’re not just a search engine! We’re basically your personal news butler!” 🥂🍸 Sorry, Siri, but you’re off the *Stonks* roster until you catch up. 🤭🚀 And here’s the hot take, no cap: this is just Google’s way of prepping us for when they start charging us per article like it’s a freakin’ Netflix subscription. 📈💰 Get ready for the dystopian future where the only news source left is a TikTok influencer holding a dog while delivering "hot tea"! ☕🐶✨