🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google has hit the turbo button on their latest brain-melting tech—say hello to IRONWOOD TPUs! 🌳💻 This bad boy is here to make AI inference demand WEEP and does it by tossing up to **9,216 chips in one pod**! 🤯💰 *That’s more chips than I have in my pantry, and I’m a snacker!* Brace yourselves, cloud friends: it’s basically Google saying, “Hold my coffee while I obliterate your server.” ☕️💀 You know when your friend says they’re “on a whole new level” in Fortnite? Yeah, that’s what Google’s chips just did to the CPU game. *Drake pointing* 🚀 “*Listen, I’m just vibing in the lab, and then BOOM, Ironwood!**,” said some imaginary Google developer, possibly wearing a tech bro hoodie. *This is fine.*😅🔥 But here’s the kicker: you thought Facebook was gonna take over the world? Nah fam, it’s all about Google and their quest for total AI domination. Big G’s about to let their newfound power go to their heads—this is either genius or absolute cringe. 🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: We’re one Ironwood away from Google releasing a game where AI writes your Tinder bio, and it’s gonna go HARD. #Stonks or #Seethe? Place your bets below! 💥💔