🚀💰 **BREAKING: GOOGLE’S AI CALLS BUSINESSES SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!** 💰🚀 Yo, fam! 🌟 Google just cooked up an AI-powered business calling feature that’s gonna make your social life as dead as your last Group Project! 🤡✨ No cap, this tech is about to transform how we *interact* with the world! Imagine your phone calling local businesses, getting the 411 on prices and stock while you just sit back and scroll through TikTok. 📱💅 **Developer Quote Leaked:** “We figured if humans are too lazy to make calls, why not let AI do the heavy lifting?” - A very real Google dev we totally didn’t make up, no cap! 😂🔥 But wait, it gets better! This bad boy runs on Gemini 2.5 Pro, which sounds like the name of a fancy space probe, but really it's just Google flexing on us like 🥵✌️. 😭💀 Meanwhile, other companies are still trying to figure out which emoji to use for their ‘day of the week’ email blasts! Drake's pointing at Google like, “This is the only way to live," while the rest of us are out here coping and seething at our zero social skills. 💔🤚 👀 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll ALL have a personal AI assistant that can negotiate our pay raises because we’re too busy scrolling through memes. This is fine. 💸🔥 Get ready to download the *future*! Share this chaotic vibe so your friends can laugh through their pain! 😈🌍⚡