"Google just dropped a 'sensitive eyes' PWM setting for Pixel 10—because who needs sleep? 💀👀 #GlowUp"
🎉🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: Google is finally giving your peepers some love with the Pixel 10's brand new “sensitive eyes” display setting! 😎👀💚 That's right, fam! Google just hit us with a feature so niche, it makes Pythagorean theorem look like TikTok trends. 🤡💀💔 PWM refresh rates? Bro, I had to Google that. Not gonna lie, I thought it was a new Paprika seasoning at first. But listen, fr fr, if your eyes are sensitive enough to feel like they just saw your ex at a party, this setting is like a built-in bouncer for your retinas. 🚀🥳 The new refresh rate will soothe those delicate peepers faster than a Drake meme can spread 🥴👉🏼. In a leaked conversation, one dev was heard saying, "We didn't want users to feel like they were staring at a strobe light at a rave while trying to binge-watch cat videos.” 🐱💃 And the stonks on this are gonna go up... or maybe down? Let’s be real: it’s still a Google product. Just like how we all forget it’s 2023 and not 2090, can we get a feature that deletes ex-contacts instead? 😂🔥 Prediction time: In 2025, Apple will release an “eye hydration” feature, and we’ll all be like, “This is fine.” 💸👁️ #Based #Cringe #ThisIsFine
