🚨🧨 BREAKING: Google just pulled a W for Pixel 10 Pro customers and it’s about as spicy as a jalapeño on a pizza! 🍕🔥 Hold onto your hats, because if you’re copping the Pixel 10 Pro, you get a *sick* $240 bonus AND 2TB of Google Cloud storage! That's right, 2TB! Enough space to store all your cringey TikTok drafts and an entire season of “This is Fine” memes! 🤡💀 Now, you might be thinking, “Why is Google giving away free stuff?” 🤔 Well, it’s the classic “it’s not you, it’s me” breakup line! They just want to keep you locked in their ecosystem like a cat in a box. No cap, they’re trying harder than a kid trying to impress their crush. Just imagine the Google devs at their meeting: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What if we give them a bonus?” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “Stonks!” 👷 Dev 3: “Bet!” And boom, suddenly you get a bonus for your new phone that looks like it time-traveled from 2029. But let’s be real, it’s still gonna be a cringe fest when someone pulls out their iPhone and casually flexes their FaceTime skills. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google will offer smart fridges with self-updating recipes based on your selfies. Get ready for "Grilled Cheese à la Pixel!" 🚀💰 Who's getting that?