🌊💰 BREAKING: Google Just Stepped on a Windsurf Board and Caught the $2.4B Wave! 🌊💰 Y’all, Google has decided they can’t just sit around collecting data and cash💵— they’re hiring Windsurf’s CEO and co-founder like it’s the newest meme trend! 👀🌪️ Here’s the tea: they just dropped an insane $2.4 BILLION for some nonexclusive tech license. Like, hello?! 🤡 Are they trying to create an army of windsurfing Googlebots? 🤖💨 “Yeah, we just want the tech for NOW. Ownership? Nah, we’re just here for the vibes,” said a *totally real* Google developer who was definitely not using a fake name. 🤫💀 Meanwhile, the Windsurf team is out here like, “Stonks? 😳 More like WINS!🔥” while secretly wondering if they just signed their life away to Skynet. And can we talk about the meme potential?? They’re basically taking a page out of the Drake playbook: *“Taking tech from Windsurf? Yes.”* *“Taking actual ownership? HELL NAH!”* 😂💔 🚀 Prediction Alert: In 2 years, expect Google to launch the world’s first AI surfing bot that speaks in JavaScript and only responds to compliments. 🤯💯 #ThisIsFine #GoogleGoingBrrr #WindsurfingToTheMoon