🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: Google is apparently the new captain of "Market Monopoly" in the UK! 😱📈💰 Can we get a round of applause for the UK's Competition Markets Authority for finally noticing what we all knew? 🤡 So, what does “Strategic Market Status” mean? You guessed it—Google's got so much power, they could probably make a deal with the Death Star to erase your search history! 🛰️💀 That's right, they can break your heart AND your privacy, all while you search “how to fix my life” on Chrome. 🔍❤️ In other news, a US judge chickened out of breaking them up, but don’t worry, the memes are STILL gonna be lit. Picture this: **Drake** pointin’ at a 👀 tiny search engine in the corner and rolling his eyes at Google. "You’re all I ever wanted, but not like that!" 💔✨ 👀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, we just wanted to make a search engine, now we're practically the gods of the internet. What’s next? A dating app for your search queries? 😂💔" 🔥🔥 So, what does this all mean? Brace yourself for Google’s next game-changing move: they’re gonna start serving ads for pet rocks because #Diversification, fam. 💥💎 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Google will have its own theme park—GoogleLand—where rides are just endless scrolls and you can pay in data! 🎢🤖💸 #Stonks