⚠️📢 ALERT: Google just dropped the new Home Speaker, and it’s more exciting than watching paint dry! 🎨❌💤 It’s small, it’s round-ish, and it’s designed to fit right next to that dusty HomePod mini you thought you’d use more often. 🤡💔 100% cringe. 🥳💰 For just $99—wow, stonks! 💵—you can get a speaker that speaks AND looks like it’s trying to land on Mars with that new flattened sphere design. 🤖🚀 But wait, there's MORE! It comes in FOUR colors, because apparently picking a color is the most thrilling part of tech now! 🌈 Oh, and let’s not forget Gemini, the “vastly improved assistant” that’s probably just as confused as your aunt trying to use Snapchat. 🤦‍♂️💬 Actual leaked quote from a Google dev: “We basically trained Gemini with a full season of ‘Friends’ and a bunch of cat memes—now it can mostly answer your questions!” 🤣💀 🔥🚀 So, TL;DR: Google Home = the same but different. This is fine… if your idea of fun is asking your speaker ‘Hey Google, what’s the weather?’ while it rolls its eyes! 😂💩 🌌💥 Prediction: In 6 months, it will be the best paperweight on the market! 😤💾 #TechTwilightZone #GoogleGotJokes