🚨🔥 GOOGLE JUST DROPPED THE NEWEST MIDDLING UPDATE: Google Home for Wear OS is now letting you set CUSTOM FAVORITES!?!! 🤯💥 That’s right, folks! Instead of having to scroll through your 552 smart devices like you're browsing ancient artifacts in a museum 🎨🏛️, you can now curate your top *10 favs*! 👑✨ Chase that clout with your smart fridge and toaster buddy, because nothing says “I’m living my best tech life” like having them front and center on your wrist! ⌚️ *LEAKED TECH DEVELOPER QUOTE*: “Honestly, we just wanted to keep people from breaking their smart homes. Like, who doesn’t need a special button for popcorn at 2 AM?!” 😂🍿 Drake is pointing to the favorites feature while simultaneously avoiding all the other boring features like “Turn off the lights” and “Stop being a couch potato.” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the real MVPs of tech are still crippling under the weight of ‘why do I need this?’ 🤷‍♂️💸 But wait, impatient users everywhere are still getting their minds blown by the fact that smart devices can have *feelings* too! 🌌💔 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google will drop a “love language” feature that lets your devices express how they feel about you. Spoiler alert: They'll say "🍕" and "Get off TikTok." 🚀💀 Seethe!