🚨💥 BREAKING TECH ALERT 🚨💥 🎤 *Google Home Update Be Like: "Gemini is now 30% more charming, but we’ve also decided to shut down your brain's ability to comprehend AI descriptions. You thought you were getting smart? Nah, fam, we’re baby-proofing your experience!* 🍼🤖 So, get ready for your Google Home to serve you snappy summaries that barely scratch the surface of your existential dread. 😱💡 Seriously? You thought we were gonna *empower* you with knowledge? 😂 Nah, they said *less is more*— welcome to the age of “TL;DR”, where your AI assistant literally says, “Google it, bro.” 💀🙄 👾 Leaked quotes from the dev team: "We wanted to make it easier for users so they don't have to think too hard. If we can just keep it short and sweet, they won’t complain... right?” 💬🤡 Thought you could have meaningful conversations with your home assistant? 🤔 Wrong! Now it’s just like talking to that one friend who only replies with memes. *Drake is pointing, because he knows this is cringe.* 🙅‍♂️🧐 🔥 HOT TAKE: In three years, Google Home will launch with a feature that just plays “Despacito” on repeat and calls it AI therapy. Yeah, I said it! 💸🎶 So grab your stonks and prepare for an overpriced smart speaker that knows less about you than your mom. 🤪👀