🚨 BREAKING: Google just hit us with a plot twist worthy of *Game of Thrones*—older Nest thermostats can now schedule their own temperature adjustments in the Google Home app! 🔥🔥 Can I get a "finally"? ‘Cause fr fr, keeping two apps just to feel like I live in the future was no cap the definition of cringe. 🤡 So, if you’ve been sweating like an IT guy during a Zoom call, just know that your 3rd gen Nest and the Nest Thermostat E can finally chill in one app! 💨💵 Google’s basically like, "Oops, guess we’ll let the thermos live their best life after we ghosted them for over a decade." 🧋💔 Developer quote leaked: “We had to let the OGs flex too. Can’t have them seething in the app store like, ‘What about us?’” But hold up! The rollout “began last week.” So if it’s a ghost town in your app, don’t panic—this is fine. 🐶🔥 Your indoor heating isn’t breaking the laws of physics (yet...). 👀 PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, *your thermostat will single-handedly end world wars*, using its scheduling prowess to keep the peace or just throwing endless shade at your terrible temperature control. Stonks ready? 🚀💰