🚨📣 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF "WTF IS THIS?!?" 🚨📣 Google Home's latest update for your dusty old Nest thermostat has dropped like it just saw a TikTok trend 💀🔥! That's right, fam, the app is finally giving those ancient thermostats a "schedule" feature while we’re out here waiting for it to brew coffee and read our minds. 🤖☕️ #Stonks Say goodbye to the days of your thermostat living its best chaotic life, randomly deciding whether you're in the Arctic or the Amazon 🥵❄️. Old Nest users rejoice! After the longest hot/cold relationship (like Drake and that one ex), scheduling is BACK! Time to *finally* show your thermostat who's boss. 📅🚀 👨‍💻 "Honestly, I thought they forgot about us," said a totally real, not made-up Google developer while eye-rolling into infinity. "Like, was it that hard? Next, we might finally get a Nest that doesn't switch to ‘I hate you’ mode every time I get a hot chocolate.” Oh, and let’s not forget, people still think “smart homes” are just overpriced microwave ovens with WiFi. 🤡 *Hot Take Alert* 🚨: THIS IS FINE, but Google is going to soon make your thermostat send you daily affirmations. “You’re doing great, sweetie!” 🎉 So get ready, because your thermostat's about to become the biggest influencer in your house! 🔥💰😅 Share this chaos! ✨