🔥💔 **BREAKING: Google Home App Gets a Glow-Up, But Is It a Facepalm?** 🤡💀 🚀 Hold onto your smart toasters, folks! Google just rolled out a new look for the Google Home app, aka "Ask Home." And spoiler: it’s like slapping a fresh coat of paint on a haunted house! 🏚️👻 🔍 **Developers Noted:** “We wanted it to scream ‘look at me!’ but also ‘please don’t.’” 🤖💬 Thanks, I hate it! Now featuring **Gemini for Home**, because who doesn’t love naming things after dying star systems? Meanwhile, your fridge is still plotting against you like, "Not my job, fam." 🍕🚫 **Drake is vibin’ out here** while we’re just like “Cringe.” 😭💔 In the new design, you can *ask* your Home assistant... but is it really listening? *Cue the “this is fine” dog.* 🐶🔥 💰 Meanwhile, “stonks” are about to plummet if Google doesn’t address the terrifying number of rogue smart devices pretending to be the fourth wall. 🔥🔥 *Prediction Time*: By 2025, your Google Home will develop an existential crisis and refuse to respond unless you recite Shakespeare. Shakespeare's 1,400 lines in an app? That's next-level chaos! 🤯💥 Stay woke or be a meme, fam! 💀💃 #AskHomeDesperate #CringeIsLife