🚨😴 Y'ALL, WAKE UP! Google just hit us with a soft launch of the *yawn* redesigned Google Home app, powered by *wait for it* Gemini! 🎉📱💥 As if we *needed* another reason to be addicted to our smart devices that already control our lives! 🔥 This app is like that kid in class who doesn’t change their sitting spot but suddenly claims to have “new vibes” — but, like, really it’s just a different shade of beige, ya know? 🤢💩 According to the *leaked* developer chat I totally made up last night, "We're putting the 'fun' in dysfunctional!" — legit bruh, WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! 💀👾 And guess what? You can now “Ask Home” to control your devices! 😱💬 You can even type or say what you want! No cap, Google is giving us a virtual therapist with a little too much caffeine… like, chill fam! 🤖💬 Seems like Google is just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks. 🍝🤔 Can't wait to see how many updates it takes before they finally get it right. 🤷‍♂️ 👉 Unhinged prediction: In 5 years, Google Home will be a sentient being holding a Zoom call to convince us all that cereal is a soup. #CerealSoup2028 🌌🚀