🚨🔔 BREAKING: Google Home is apparently going the way of the dinosaur! 🦖💔 As Redditors dive into a pity party over their once-smooth-talking smart helpers now sounding like a toddler trying to pronounce "quinoa," we’re forced to ask: Are we witnessing the GREAT ENSH*TTIFICATION of tech? 🤖💩 👥💬 “Is it just me, or does Google Home now take longer to respond than my ex after I ask for the Wi-Fi password?” - some sad dude on Reddit. No cap, it feels like every *update* adds more lag than a 2003 Windows XP boot up. 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, Google’s like “We’re just optimizing performance!” Optimizing into oblivion? 🤡🔥 A smooth experience? DRake's not here for that! *Drake pointing down meme* “You’re doing amazing, sweetie!” In 2024, Google Home will probably just stop responding entirely, only to send you passive-aggressive notifications like “This is fine” while we sit in our flaming living rooms. 🏠🔥 ⚡️ PREDICTION ALERT: Next-gen Google Home will turn into your therapist—charging $99/month for emotional support while it stares blankly at you, refusing to answer your basic commands. 💰🤖 #TechFuture #Stonks 💥