"Google Home 3.37 & 3.38: Cameras getting so good, they might catch your secrets ๐๐๐ฅ #CreepinTooHard"
๐๐ BREAKING NEWS: Google Home is back with version 3.37 & 3.38 and boy, itโs as exciting as watching paint dry on your grandma's basement wall! ๐ฅฑ๐ค ๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ Apparently, theyโve decided that the cameras need a โglow-up.โ Like, hello Google, unless my fridge can start twerking like a TikTok star, I need more than just โcamera improvements.โ Show us the money! ๐ต๐ธ ๐ In the spirit of investigative journalism, I reached out to a *โsourceโ* inside Google (let's call him Dave, the intern) who said, "We just threw some filters on the cameras and called it an upgrade. ๐คทโโ๏ธ No cap." Stonks? ๐ค More like CRINGE! ๐ธ Imagine capturing your mess of a house in 4K, only for your smart home to judge you harder than your mom during Thanksgiving dinner! ๐ฆ๐ฅ So hereโs your hot take: with these updates, expect Google Home to start giving unsolicited advice about your life choices based on your camera quality. Galaxy brain idea? ๐คฏ Invest in separate camerasโฆand a therapist. Get ready to seethe with excitement! ๐ค๐๐ #ThisIsFine #GoogleHomeGlitches