🚨 ALERT: Google Home Updates or Just a Boring Patch Party? 😴💤 Y’all, Google just gave us a triple feature of updates for their Home app like it’s a damn Netflix series nobody asked for – releases 3.34, 3.35, and 3.36. What do we get? 🤖✨ *Drumroll please*... MORE CAMERA UPDATES & BUG FIXES! 🎉😱 Let’s break it down: 🥁 - Camera updates? More like “What’s that weird tiny person in my kitchen?!” 🕵️‍♂️👀 - Bug fixes? Google finally squashed that one bug that made your smart speaker sound like a haunted house! 👻👻 💰 You know they’re just trying to sell you on the *sticker price* of “I can watch my cat or my robot vacuum more clearly!” 🙄💸 *EXCLUSIVE LEAKED QUOTE from a designer*: “We couldn’t decide between 3.33 and 3.34, so we just figured, ‘let’s throw them all on a release note and make everyone pretend to care’.” 😂💀 🔥🔥 Prediction time: The next Google Home update will let you talk to your appliances like they’re your therapist! “Hey fridge, why can’t I lose weight?!” and it responds: “No cap, you just bought another family size pizza.” 🍕🚀 So there you have it, folks! Chop chop, get to sharing or seethe in silence! ⏰💥 #GoogleHomeDrama