💀🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: Google Caught Red-Handed, Pays $314M for Data Shenanigans* 🔥💀 Listen up, tech-heads! Google just got slapped harder than that time your mom found your embarrassing search history 😳🔍. The court just told them to cough up a whopping $314M for treating Android users like their personal data buffet. 🍽️🥴 You heard right, folks – while you were chillin', dreaming about that next TikTok dance move, Google was like: “Data? FREE REAL ESTATE!” 🤣 🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert!* 🚨 “We thought ‘idle data’ meant *Netflix and Chill*, not *Data Harvest and Spill*! Oops! 🥴” - some overworked coder probably. Imagine being so thirsty for data that you'd mine it while people are snoozing like this: 💤📱 ➡️ 💰💰. Hello, *this is fine* meme! 🙃 Drake is pointing: "Google using your data without you knowing? Nah." 🤔👀 That's a big *copium*, fam! So get ready, because this bombshell will have big companies sweating more than gamers at a LAN party. My hot take? Google’s next product reveal will feature a “Data Transparency” button. But we all know they’ll call it *The Pretend We Care Button* 😂😈. STRAP IN, the data wars are about to take us to the *outer meme-verse*! 🚀🌌 #Stonks