🚨👀 BREAKING: Google just dropped a digital BAND-AID on the Pixel 10 and 10 Pro! I mean, did they *really* think we’d notice a 31MB update?! 😂💾🤯 This ain't an iPhone, fam! You ain't gonna be flexing with a "fuzzy display" like it's some art installation! 🎨💀 The latest OTA (Overwhelmingly Terrible Announcement) update is here to wipe away that "fuzzy screen" vibe like it's your ex's number after a bad breakup. "We’ve resolved the *critical* bugs!" – said no one ever, Google! 🚫🐞 According to our totally credible source (aka my cat), “They should’ve just called it the Pixel 10 & 10 Pro: Now With Less Blurriness, Fam.” 😂 But for real, if you’re still squinting at your phone while scrolling TikTok like it’s a poorly-rendered 2006 YouTube vid, what are you doing? 🥴🔍 And let's not even talk about how this update is probably just a try-hard move to fix their reputation after all the Pixel 6 drama! 😂 So stonks? 🚀 More like NO stonks! 📉 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In two weeks, Android users will be so obsessed with crisper screens that they'll forget how to human entirely—mark my words! 🤖✨ “This is fine” - Pixel users everywhere. ✌️💁‍♂️ #PixelPerturbation