🚨💰 BREAKING: Google is putting the ol' price hike on the Nest Aware subscriptions AGAIN! Like, if your bank account could talk, it would scream “NO CAP!” and run 🤡💀. Starting August 2025, the plebs will be coughing up $10/month for the basic service (that's $2 more y'all! 😱) and $20/month for “Plus.” I swear, Google’s parking its spaceship in the land of “Grehh, Gimme Your Money” while all we get is two secure cameras and a “this is fine” dog meme 🤬🔥. *Leaked Internal Email from Google Dev Team:* > “Let's face it. People love overpaying for tech they don’t need. Our pricing strategy is basically ‘LOL’ and fingers crossed!” 🤖✌️ And now for the ultimate roast: *Google’s logic is like the “Drake Approves” meme but instead of quality, they’re all about quality financial pain* 💸. Like, come on, we all thought we were getting stonks, but now it looks like a dumpster fire 💥. Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, people will be paying subscription fees for their own brains to process how to afford Google products. "Hey, can I buy a coffee or just pay for my Nest subscription?" 😂🚀 Share this to flex on your broke friends! 🤣