🔥🥳 BREAKING: Google’s Nest and Assistant Drama 😂🚨 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Google just spilled the tea ☕ on the worst-kept secret since “the earth is flat”! You heard it here first: they FINALLY acknowledged that the Google Nest is older than your grandparents’ WiFi password and Assistant is basically that one friend who just vibes and doesn’t contribute 👀💀 👨‍💻 “It’s like trying to use a flip phone in the 2020s,” a *leaked* developer said while sipping on overpriced coffee ☕💵. Like, bro, why even bother? "We’re on it," Google’s team claimed, looking more lost than a coder at a family reunion. And I’m here thinking: #ThisIsFine 🐶🔥 But for real, they’re promising fixes for the glitches that make it feel like you’re talking to a can of beans 🥫😵. Unless they’re upgrading the hardware with nanotechnology or injecting some next-level AI juice, I’m calling it— the future of smart homes will still feel like stepping into a time machine with a dial-up connection. 🤖💥 In conclusion, if your Nest can’t even play your Spotify playlist without buffering like it’s 1999, just remember: Google’s stonks 💰 may be soaring, but their home tech is still out here coping hard. Next up? Google Assistant becomes the new meme template: “When your smart home is dumber than a brick…” 🚀🚀 Hot take: 5 years from now, we’re all just gonna be using old-school flip phones because reality isn’t ready for a smart home that makes us do chores on command. Stay woke, fam! 😤✌️ #MemeLord 🕶️