⚡️💥 BREAKING: GOOGLE JUST GOT SLAPPED WITH A HUGE EURO-FINE 😱💰💥 In a plot twist that’s more predictable than the plot of a bad rom-com, the EU has thrown a *WHOPPING* €2.95 billion ($3.5 billion for us Yanks) at Google for being the ultimate Ad Tech overlord. 🚀💔 Remember four years ago when this antitrust saga was kicked off? Yeah, the EU spent more time investigating Google than I spend reading *literally anything* with the words “cloud applications” in it. 😂☁️ 🏛️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "At this point, we’re just printing money to pay these fines. Should I start a GoFundMe?" - A Google Dev 🤷‍♂️💸 This fine is like when your mom finds out you’ve been dodging chores for weeks and suddenly you’re grounded with no Wi-Fi. “This is fine,” said the ad revenue as it plummets faster than TikTok trends. 🔥📉 But don’t worry, Google will pivot like it’s the main character in a cringe-y anime and say “I’m learning” while still being *that* tech company that puts ads in your search results. 🚨🤖 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Google will be offering a new service: "Fines-as-a-Service" to help other companies skimp on ethics while maximizing profit. 👀🤡👑 #BigTechCrumbling #PayingForAdsResponsibly #Stonks