🚨💰BREAKING: Google Just Got Caught with Their Hand in the Cookie Jar! 🍪🤖💀 So, picture this: the year is 2020. You (yes, YOU!) discover the magical button that says “STOP SPYING ON ME, GOOGLE!” 🛑 But wait! Google is like that clingy ex who just can’t take a hint and is secretly tracking your every move while you’re in “do not disturb” mode! 🕵️‍♀️📱 Fast forward three years, and a US jury just slapped Google with a whopping $425 MILLION fine 🤑🚨 for their “oopsie-daisy” data collecting habits! That’s like a whole episode of “This is Fine” with a side of “Stonks” 🤡💸 🐸✨ “We thought we were at the ‘How to Not Be Creepy’ seminar 🤷‍♂️, but Google decided to pull a fast one on us,” says an imaginary Google developer who totally doesn’t exist. Meanwhile, the tech giant is seething in their coffee mugs while users are like “we knew it, fam!” 👀💥 Will these tech titans ever learn? Or will they just keep playing “Hide and Seek” with our data? 🤔🔍 🔥🗣️ PREDICTION: By 2025, AIs will be demanding *their* privacy rights! 🤖✊ Stay woke, squad! 🚀💥