🚨BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE GETS A $34 BILLION LOVE LETTER FOR CHROME!💌💰 So, rumor has it that some "unexpected hero" just slid into Google's DMs with a *whopping* $34 billion offer for Chrome! 🤯💸 Like, WHO is this mystery suitor, and why does it feel like an episode of The Bachelor, but instead, we're betting on a web browser? 🔍💔 🎤💬 "Maybe they'll finally fix the million tabs crashing my laptop!" said a *totally legit* unnamed developer who only exists in my imagination. "This is a longshot, but if they pull it off, stonks will go to the moon! 🚀🤯" Honestly, Google better stop playing hard to get because the dating game has gone digital. 💻💔 But seriously, $34 billion? They could literally buy a small country or... invest in a better search algorithm? I'm just saying, we’re sick of seeing ads for services we literally just googled 36 seconds ago. 🤡💀 *This is fine*. In other news, if they sell it, I predict they’ll rebrand it to "Chrome: Now With Less Lag and More Ads!" Just wait for it. This is the ultimate *cringe* move! 🌐🔥 So, who betta? Google or whoever this mystery bidder is?? 🤔💅 #TechDrama #ChromeFiesta 🍕✨