🚨**BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Heart is *Not* in a Schrodinger’s State!**🚨 So apparently, Gmail is NOT on fire, and the world is NOT ending according to the Google overlords 👑💻! That's right, folks, they’ve tossed those “Gmail is down” conspiracy theories straight into the bin 🗑️ like yesterday's meme. “We want to reassure our users that Gmail’s protections are strong and effective,” they tweeted while looking for a solid Wi-Fi connection amid a phishing attack like: 🤡💀 Meanwhile, somewhere in the Googleplex: **Developer 1:** "Wait, are we not on fire?" **Developer 2:** "Nope! Just some fine folks trying to 'stonk' us with clickbait!” 📈🔥 But also, what’s with this old scare resurfacing? Sounds like an *inception-level* YouTube thumbnail: “Gmail Users, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!” 🤯💥 No cap, is it a glitch, or are they just trying to sell more cloud storage? ☁️💰 In conclusion, the only thing crashing here is the hype 🚀. Predictions? By 2025, Google will release a Gmail feature that lets you *actually* unsubscribe from spam emails using telepathy. 💫👽 Get ready for Gmail’s new mantra: “This is fine… SHEESH!” Hit that share button, fam! 💥✨