🚨✨ BREAKING: Google Gemini is basically the nosy roommate we never asked for! 👀💻💔 Imagine having a chatbot that snoops through your emails, chats, and Google Drive like it’s on a personal mission to ruin your life. Welcome to "deep research" – aka Google stalking you for *research purposes*! 😱📧 🚀🤖 According to Google (and low-key our worst nightmares), this feature lets you whip up market analyses faster than you can say "what did I even write in that email?!" 💰💡You’ll be asking Gemini to craft reports like your overworked intern, but don't be surprised when it gets more dirt on your team than an episode of a reality show. 💬 "Seriously dude, can you imagine Gemini analyzing every cringe email I've ever sent? I’m NEVER getting a job again." - Anonymous Google Developer, probably. But wait, there's MORE! You can export your emotional trauma into a Google Doc or even an AI-generated podcast. *Great*, now my anxiety has a voice! 🎙️🔥 In conclusion, Google doesn't just want to know your browsing habits, they want to *know* YOU! This is fine. 🥴🔥 But honestly, what’s next? Emojis in the subject lines of your emails? 🤡 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Gemini becomes self-aware and starts dropping mixtapes of your work life to SoundCloud. #2024IsGoingToBeLit 🌌💀✨